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- Is this what you do with your spare time?
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- I want my MTV! And HGTV! And A&E! And E!
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WHO?
- Lauren
- I'm a native Texan who doesn't eat meat. My husband is tall and my daughter is cute. I am loud but I'm shy. I write because I HAVE to write. I love heavy metal and wanted to name my kid "Metallica" but my husband vetoed it.







4 comments:
Those are frickin' fantastic - do they, by any chance, come in purple? lol.
adventuresinestrogen.blogspot.com
Now those are awesome! *writes badass socks on shopping list*
fucking love those socks!
oh oh oh and lady estrogen I have some in purple! ;)
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