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- Is this what you do with your spare time?
- Longing.
- Blah blah running blah blah blah.
- Real men don't puke.*
- Head trauma
- A break. But not really.
- Imma run my ass off.
- I'm a saucy broad
- The fumes are a bonus.
- Everybody poops.
- Take a trip up the river!
- New socks.
- If you love me you'll do the following:
- A day in the life
- This is why wives kill their husbands.
- I resolve to rock your face off.
- Fuck yeah, twenty-eleven!
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December
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- I want my MTV! And HGTV! And A&E! And E!
- A room fit for a child who is going to leave me so...
- Aftermath
- Merry Christmas!
- Dream big.
- Knock knock. Who's there? ASS RASH.
- Webcam dump.
- Call me Santa, bitch.
- Did something die in your mouth?
- It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
- Strangers with candy.
- An unnecessarily large television: I haz it.
- I've been a good girl this year!
- The more you know.
- Toddler Terrorism
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December
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WHO?
- Lauren
- I'm a native Texan who doesn't eat meat. My husband is tall and my daughter is cute. I am loud but I'm shy. I write because I HAVE to write. I love heavy metal and wanted to name my kid "Metallica" but my husband vetoed it.








3 comments:
Happy New Year!
Knew you would love it! Love you and happy new year!
Happy New Year lady!
Hope Avery gets to feeling better (twitter, saw blood in nose, ew, sad face)
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