The other night I had a dream that Mike Rowe (the host of Dirty Jobs, purrrrr) and I got drunk at a bar and we called KE$HA (or is it Ke$ha?) to pick us up.

Can someone psychoanalyze that for me? Am I secretly longing to clean up pig shit and party with random celebrities?

I know what it means. I read too much pop culture "news" and I watch too much Discovery channel. Can you really watch too much though? Isn't it supposed to be educational? Eh. Not so much these days. I didn't learn shit from Deadliest Catch except for STAY IN SCHOOL AND DO NOT WORK ON A FISHING BOAT.

Knowledge is power.