I want my MTV! And HGTV! And A&E! And E!
This post brought to you by Charter. All opinions are 100% mine.

My family loves watching TV. We even upgraded to a 55" flat screen to enjoy our shows on a bigger scale. I will admit that my kiddo watches more television than she should but Mickey Mouse is the best babysitter ever! His adventures with Toodles and the clubhouse gang allow me to do the dishes and shower every day!
We usually watch TV in the morning while eating breakfast and during that time the TV is turned to whatever we DVR'd from the day before: Nick Jr. and the Disney Channel dominate my child's attention. I don't know how Spongebob came into our lives but I'm going to kill the person who introduced that little yellow fucker to my daughter.
What I wish I could do is tell my cable provider what I'd like to see so that I don't feel like I'm being gouged when I look at my bill. The people at Charter Communications know that moms want a say in what their families watch and want YOU to join their Charter Moms Panel on Facebook. By joining this panel you'll be the first to know about Charter's new services and programming and you can tell the company what you'd like to see. Charter is a big company with 5.5 customers but it sounds like they aren't a faceless corporation who don't give a damn about what you want as long as you pay your bill.
Isn't that refreshing? Now shut up, Hoarders is on.
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