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Friday, December 17, 2010

Did something die in your mouth?

This post brought to you by Toms of Maine. All opinions are 100% mine.

click hereI need to tell you something. Don't take this the wrong way and I mean it in the nicest way possible: your breath REEKS.

Has anyone ever told you that? Have you ever had to tell someone that their breath was so bad that it smelled like something DIED in his or her mouth?

In all reality that person was probably eating meat and that makes your breath nasty. And your shit.

So, what's the point? My poor husband has foul breath. Most days he doesn't eat meat but the dude has halitosis or some little tooth gnomes are burying their garbage in between his gums. It's unbearable.

After putting up with it for a few years I said "Look, buddy, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT." And then he made me go to the store for mouthwash.

Mouthwash! Of course! But what kind to get? I saw rows and rows of the clinical looking bottles of Listerine and thought that maybe the germs need to be burned off of his gums. But then I did some research and it turns out that Listerine, which is owned by Johnson & Johnson, tests ALL of their products on animals. Why the hell are companies still doing that?

So Listerine was out. Obviously. Their list of ingredients was also a little terrifying.

So I Googled. That's what a green consumer has to do! You can't just go to the store and easily find products that are friendly to the environment and to our fellow creatures. In my search I found Tom's Of Maine. This is one of the few nationally sold brands of oral care that isn't toxic and is vegan! Hooray! Their ingredients for their new Wicked Fresh mouthwash includes glycerin from vegetable oils and NOT animal fat and benzoic acid from APPLES. That's a fruit, y'all, not some scientifically engineered chemical.

Anyway, Tom's is rad and vegan so it gets two thumbs up from me!

If you have a minute (and I know you do) you should follow them on Twitter @TomsofMaine and friend them on Facebook! While you're at it check out the That's Wicked Fresh contest page and win some prizes.

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2 comments:

claire said...

yeah too bad they got bought out by colgate

i think they are still separate
but meh it disappoints me

Lauren said...

Claire,
I agree. But hey, at least they're still around and didn't get gobbled up.

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