Saturday, November 13, 2010
RIP.
12:38 AM | Posted by
Lauren
This is a really stupid and narcissistic blog post. And I don't care.
Since I have to get a job I decided that I would make myself look like a normal person (who wants to be normal? Not me.) and dye my hair to get rid of the pink. That's right. I no longer have hot pink hair.
And I'm grieving.
I miss it. It had become a part of my identity and now? It's gone. Does that mean that my personality is gone too? Am I no longer the zany individual I once was? Am I a shell?
Fuck no. I'm a hot blonde!
So what if I had to ditch the pink? I can always dye it back if I find a job that allows it. But for now I'll be blonde. I kind of totally rock it anyway.
Since I have to get a job I decided that I would make myself look like a normal person (who wants to be normal? Not me.) and dye my hair to get rid of the pink. That's right. I no longer have hot pink hair.
And I'm grieving.
I miss it. It had become a part of my identity and now? It's gone. Does that mean that my personality is gone too? Am I no longer the zany individual I once was? Am I a shell?
Fuck no. I'm a hot blonde!
So what if I had to ditch the pink? I can always dye it back if I find a job that allows it. But for now I'll be blonde. I kind of totally rock it anyway.
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6 comments:
When I was looking for a job, I always said I would dye my hair pink if I didn't get one. But I got one soon enough and missed my chance for pink hair. Though I guess I could have pink hair in the summer (I'm a teacher)?
Your pink hair was rockstar, but the blonde looks amazing too! Good luck with the job hunt!
You are lucky because you don't NEED the pink hair to show your personality. You are sassy! And cute :)
You look AWESOME! You are a hot blond! I have a new post coming with this same title, I was wondering if we had a similar problem. You rocked pink but you rock blond girl, cause you're HOT!
You are a HOT blonde! I think I may like this better. Smokin'!
Sizzling Hot!
ps- dying to know how the night of drinks went for you.
hope good times were had
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