Happy November, fuckers!

I have big(ish) plans for this month in regards to the ol' blog and writing and blah blah blah. I will not be participating in NaNoWriMo this year but I didn't do it last year either so the hell cares? Maybe I will do my own write-a-thon soon.

I will be posting EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. this month and hopefully it will be decent content and not memes and other shit that makes me want to throw the internet across the room. I am tempted to do the thirty day meme that everyone else in the blogosphere has been doing but I will only use it as a jumping off point if I actually use it at all.

Just so you know, if you write a post that is part of a meme there is a 90% chance that I won't even read the entire thing. It isn't you. Actually, it kind of is. It's the same reason why I don't leave comments on Wordless Wednesday posts.

ANYWAY.

By the end of November I am hoping to have my new collaborative blog ready for a December first launch. I'm stoked. No, really. It's going to ROCK YOUR FACE OFF.

ALSO ALSO ALSO! I am the newest staff writer for Room 704! I have been promoted from guest writer to staff and I'm stoked. No, it isn't a paying gig (sorry Jacob, I am looking for freelance work too!) but it will give me another outlet for my asinine drivel AND they let me curse. Everybody wins.

Let's see.... what else..... I think that's it. So you will be getting content every day this month from your ol' pal Lauren. When you're sitting around the dinner table on Thanksgiving day THAT is what you'll be thankful for. You're welcome.