Monday, November 15, 2010
Jay Oh Bee
11:54 PM | Posted by
Lauren
I'm employed, y'all.
I work part time at a popular clothing store that rhymes with cold gravy.
Is it my dream job? Fuck no, dudes. Today was my first day and it was not stimulating at all. I didn't expect it to be challenging but I mindlessly straightened shelves and racks of clothing for six hours. Folding, hanging, folding, hanging, folding, hanging. And so on.
It'll help pay the bills. That's all that matters.
So yeah. Hooray for working retail during the holiday season! Isn't life AWESOME!?
I work part time at a popular clothing store that rhymes with cold gravy.
Is it my dream job? Fuck no, dudes. Today was my first day and it was not stimulating at all. I didn't expect it to be challenging but I mindlessly straightened shelves and racks of clothing for six hours. Folding, hanging, folding, hanging, folding, hanging. And so on.
It'll help pay the bills. That's all that matters.
So yeah. Hooray for working retail during the holiday season! Isn't life AWESOME!?
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6 comments:
I am sorry. As someone that has done the same the folding and hanging only gets worse the closer the holiday gets.
Focus on survival. And cash money in the bank. And maybe an adult bev or two after work.
1. Job = Money, so hell yeah.
2. The scene from Reality Bites, where Janeane Garafalo is working at The Gap is playing in my head.
Good luck!
yeah $$$$ and yeah you.
Congrats on the job. I know it won't be fun, but the extra cash will definitely help. I know how much I'm looking forward to Hubs finally starting his job on December 1st. He's been out of a job for about the last 10 months.
I would have picked Target over Cold Gravy but I haven't been in a O.N. in *years* - at least you'd get the discount, right?
Here's to helping with the bills this holiday season.
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