Monday, October 18, 2010
Caught pink-handed.
I didn't have any gloves so when I dyed my hair tonight I decided to be a complete fucking moron and use my hands. I tried a new brand and it was very concentrated. So much so that it WILL NOT COME OFF OF MY HANDS.
I have tried rubbing alcohol, vinegar, nail polish remover, baking soda, dish soap and shampoo and nothing has worked. My hands are raw. My skin HURTS. I can't imagine using bleach or any harsh cleaner (which I don't happen to have since we're a green family) on my hands in their chapped state.
Someone on Twitter suggested that I pick up some industrial hand cleaner from the hardware store. I think that I may have to try it because I can't have pink hands. I mean, I can. But I don't fucking wanna.
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6 comments:
gojo is what i use when i used to dye my hands, lava which i can find at my local supermarket also works great, but just so you know all the industrial strength hand cleaners have pumice in them AND their main ingredient is citrus oil, just figured id give you the heads up if you try it
HAAA haa.. Pink hands. I suppose they could be worse?
Wow, shakes head, Wow. This sounds like something I would do.
Funniest post you have ever done! I can remember red spots on my carpet that were cleaned up with bleach, making big white spots. Still funny. Pinking your hair must be a fun thing to do if you are willing to go through all of this trouble. MDA
I've heard of goop or gooj, might be the same thing that Nikki is talking about. We used to use it to get everything off!
dude!, i wish i had read this earlier. my stylist, well really my former stylist, since we can't afford him right now, swears by cigarette ashes. even if you don't smoke, just go buy a pack and burn them down to ashes and then make a thick paste with water. Smells like ashtray ass, OBVIOUSLY, but if you scrub it on your skin it does remove dye.
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