Sunday, August 22, 2010
An ode to Netflix.
7:18 PM | Posted by
Lauren
Oh Netflix.
You have changed my life in ways even I cannot fully comprehend.
I love you, Netflix. I can watch every season of Weeds on my laptop while my husband watches (boring ass) anime on the TV. We can even watch something together if we can ever agree.Your instant play feature is GENIUS. I haven't even watched the DVD that arrived a week ago.
I love how you are compatible with our Wii. I was already in love with the Wii but you have taken my love to another level.
Netflix, if you were a man you would be the man of my dreams. I love you unconditionally.
Except that your instant play feature doesn't offer all of your movies which is bullshit. Work on it. Then you'll be perfect.
Sure, I may have watched more television in the past week than I have in the past month. But thanks to your wide and varied selection I have watched a lot of documentaries. Netflix, you are making me smarter.
Oh Netflix, I can't quit you.
Love,
Lauren
You have changed my life in ways even I cannot fully comprehend.
I love you, Netflix. I can watch every season of Weeds on my laptop while my husband watches (boring ass) anime on the TV. We can even watch something together if we can ever agree.Your instant play feature is GENIUS. I haven't even watched the DVD that arrived a week ago.
I love how you are compatible with our Wii. I was already in love with the Wii but you have taken my love to another level.
Netflix, if you were a man you would be the man of my dreams. I love you unconditionally.
Except that your instant play feature doesn't offer all of your movies which is bullshit. Work on it. Then you'll be perfect.
Sure, I may have watched more television in the past week than I have in the past month. But thanks to your wide and varied selection I have watched a lot of documentaries. Netflix, you are making me smarter.
Oh Netflix, I can't quit you.
Love,
Lauren
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1 comments:
Someone over the age of 13 watches Anime?
I'm so sorry.
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