Thursday, August 5, 2010
I promise I won't have any hold music streaming in the background of this page.
12:00 AM | Posted by
Lauren
Hello you! I am not here this weekend but I am here instead. And hopefully you are too.
This is me:
I am not tall but I will be easy to find. I'll be the one constantly smiling to hide my panic. Come say "hi" to me. I promise I won't throw up on you.
This is me:
I am not tall but I will be easy to find. I'll be the one constantly smiling to hide my panic. Come say "hi" to me. I promise I won't throw up on you.
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6 comments:
Have fun!
Damn. Next year, I gotta go. By then I'll have quit the job that won't let me dye my hair and we can recognize each other by our distinctly unnatural follicle hues.
I won't be there! Hopefully next time though!
Have a great time!
生命的意義,是在於活的充實;而不是在於活得長久。......................................................
Hope you had fun! I am looking forward to going next year and had to leave a comment based on your comment about smiling instead of puking. I'm sold. :)
ok, update to your post blogher post!!
xoxo
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