As I mentioned before Avery and I will be flying to Georgia to visit my sister and niece.

 

Yeah. My flight leaves in seven hours and I haven't gone to bed yet. I took a hydrocodone to help me sleep but it hasn't kicked in yet.

 

So while I wait I'm watching Sex and the City reruns and eating peanut butter with chocolate syrup from the container.

 

It's organic freshly-ground peanut butter. I ground it myself (using the machine at Market Street). And the syrup is vegan. That doesn't make it good for you but whatev.

 

And I'm not sleeping. I mean, I will go to bed eventually. Soon, in fact. But I'm just not ready to wake up and get on a plane. And if I don't go to bed then I will delay the arrival of the next day, right? Isn't that how it works?

 

Wait. Are you saying that I can't control time?