Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Hey bartender!
6:00 PM | Posted by
Lauren
Sometimes I wish Avery was old enough to drink because then I could pour her a shot of whiskey to relieve her teething pain. The obvious issue here is that by the time she can imbibe she will hopefully no longer be teething.
Unless I end up with a twenty one year old baby.
Then I guess it's true; no matter how old your child is she will always be your baby.
Let's just hope she learns to wipe her own ass and clean up after herself by then.
Unless I end up with a twenty one year old baby.
Then I guess it's true; no matter how old your child is she will always be your baby.
Let's just hope she learns to wipe her own ass and clean up after herself by then.
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2 comments:
Amber teething necklace?
Hope she feels much better soon!
Teething is the worst. Your potential solution reminds me of how I'd hate being sick as a child but love it when the elders of the family swooped in to help and always always always wound up making a hot toddy. How did our generation survive?
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