MOMMMY IS ROCK 'N ROLL: Vomiting out of my ass

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Vomiting out of my ass

5:01 PM | Posted by Lauren

If you have been following my lazy vegan blog you know that I have been doing a "master cleanse" to rid my body of toxins and lose a little weight.

If you haven't been following along, that's what I'm doing. Shame on you.

Today I ended my cleanse and I am thirteen pounds lighter!

I learned a lot while on the cleanse:

I was living to eat instead of eating to live.
Nighttime is dangerous for me in terms of snacking. I need to start going to bed earlier.
I like lemonade but not forty gazillion glasses of it.
If I need to fart I should probably do it on the toilet. You know, just in case.
Losing three pounds in a single day may not be normal but it's AWESOME.

I am pretty sure I went down a size in pants too. My Seven jeans finally fit which is a total WIN since my ass looks really good in them. I am finally out of the 200's which feels amazing because it's been two years since I've seen it this low. I have weighed less (much less) before so I am going to keep on keeping on by eating healthy and exercising. I am converting to veganism and will not purchase food products that aren't natural. I can't always buy organic because sometimes that shit is expensive.

Jacob and I are also going to build a vegetable garden in our backyard which will allow us to have fresh and organic fruits and vegetables (herbs too).

Big things are on the horizon for this tree hugger and her family.

11 comments:

Kelly said...: You already know this so I won't say it, but I will tell you what happened when my sister did a master cleanse and then failed to introduce foods slowly. She had a gas bubble the size of Antarctica in her back and when she finally passed it, I swear to you she traveled 3 feet.

Ehem. Can't wait to hear about the garden.; April 20, 2010 6:05 PM
Peggy Sue Brister said...: OMFG LMFAOOOO @ need to be on the toilet to fart. I just spit fuggin tea all over my keyboard GD!! That's good shit. I have to add you to my google reader!; April 20, 2010 6:19 PM
♥ Jennerific ♥ said...: Lauren this is a crazy sounding cleanse! Good work on losing the weight - sounds awesome. I wish I had a pair of sevens... I miss my old life. Double income, no kids. THAT WAS AWESOME. xo; April 20, 2010 6:28 PM
Christopher And Tia said...: Dude, GROSS title. Seriously, haha.

YAY for getting healthy.; April 20, 2010 9:30 PM
Bobbi Janay @When did I go from a kid to a grown up? said...: Rock on Momma.; April 20, 2010 9:50 PM
Anti-Supermom said...: 13 lbs! Heck yeah, you should be shouting from the rooftops.

LOL thinking about lemonade farts.; April 20, 2010 10:18 PM
Double Duty Mommy said...: wooo hooo congrats on the pounds leaving!! :) That's awesome!; April 20, 2010 10:54 PM
Lauren @ Hobo Mama said...: Love your title. That alone was worth the read.

I need to do a master cleanse so my stupid jeans will stop being so dang tight from the dyer. Uh-huh, it's the dryer's fault. Don't argue with me.; April 21, 2010 6:23 AM
Krystal said...: thanks for a laugh! you are truly rocknroll, lauren! *slapping your hot ass*; April 21, 2010 9:05 AM
Sarah said...: Good for you for starting your own veggie garden. We do it each year, and just started ours up again a month ago (added more). You should see our artichoke plant with 11 artichokes growing. It's awesome! It's also rewarding! :); April 22, 2010 12:08 AM
Jeanette Huston said...: Following you from MBC!

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