Monday, April 12, 2010
MOMMY'S Spring trend report or whatever
Spring is here and over at the MIRNR house I am getting ready by trying on shorts I couldn't wear last year (they still don't fit) and shaving my legs (with a chainsaw to remove the bulk). I am a basic v-neck tee and skinny jeans kind of girl (I dazzle with accessories) but for spring I try to cute it up a little bit and add more color. I do recommend stocking up on deep v-neck tee shirts. These are a total must-have to keep you cool during the day and you can layer the shit out of them if you need warmth. I own one in every color except pink in which I own three. Also? Get some cute sandals. Please do not wear Crocs or flip flops outside of your house unless you are taking out the trash or checking your mail. I make this plea all of the time but seriously, do it for the children.
Now is also a good time to ditch your oversized leather handbag. Get something smaller and lightweight unless you want it to stick to you while you're carrying it because you're sweating under its heat and weight. Think about it.
OH! And I know you bigger chicks are looking at that romper and thinking OH HELL NO! My sister is a big girl and she tried one on and it looked really cute. And doesn't it look comfy? I want to throw it on and wash my car or something else cute and 1970s-ish.
FTC BLAHBLAHBLAH: I wasn't paid one stinkin' dime for mentioning the above products but I should be getting paid. When is Lauren gonna get paid, bitches?!
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6 comments:
I'll pass on the romper but I'm all about lip stain and v-neck tees. Also, I. Do. Not. Wear. Crocs.
People still wear Crocs??? I am in love with your list. Cherries, headbands, studded sandals...I need to start looking for clothes!
I am still a little afraid of the romper but I value your opinion when you say it won't kill me.
Last month's Real Simple magazine had this idea for making Crocs into planters and I thought of you. I knew this is the only way you would approve of Crocs.
Well I wear the shit out of some flip flops during the summer you will just have to deal with it.
I wanna shop with you seriously. I hate crocs.
BTW: I found a site you might like. she does some vegan-ish dishes that sound yummy.
http://www.poorgirleatswell.com/
Rompers are so cute, but I'm scared to wear one. I'm down 6lbs but the stomach fat is still there. Sigh. Anyway, I also love the Juicy tote. I hate carrying a leather purse in the summer heat.
Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha
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