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January
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- Is this what you do with your spare time?
- Longing.
- Blah blah running blah blah blah.
- Real men don't puke.*
- Head trauma
- A break. But not really.
- Imma run my ass off.
- I'm a saucy broad
- The fumes are a bonus.
- Everybody poops.
- Take a trip up the river!
- New socks.
- If you love me you'll do the following:
- A day in the life
- This is why wives kill their husbands.
- I resolve to rock your face off.
- Fuck yeah, twenty-eleven!
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December
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- I want my MTV! And HGTV! And A&E! And E!
- A room fit for a child who is going to leave me so...
- Aftermath
- Merry Christmas!
- Dream big.
- Knock knock. Who's there? ASS RASH.
- Webcam dump.
- Call me Santa, bitch.
- Did something die in your mouth?
- It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
- Strangers with candy.
- An unnecessarily large television: I haz it.
- I've been a good girl this year!
- The more you know.
- Toddler Terrorism
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April
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- Namaste, bitches
- I'll steal a carcass for you then feed off the vir...
- Instead of folding towels
- It is totally easy being green
- Vomiting out of my ass
- Breaking the bond (alternate title: GIMME MY TITTI...
- Strollin' with the homies
- Mamas don't let your babies grow up.....
- Dirrrrrrrrty.
- MOMMY'S Spring trend report or whatever
- Some lame quote aboout sisters
- Oh shit, Lauren's weighing in on the whole breastf...
- Spring cleaning
- [Insert snarky comment about the bastardization of...
- Sweater hams - not something you're likely to see ...
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December
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WHO?
- Lauren
- I'm a native Texan who doesn't eat meat. My husband is tall and my daughter is cute. I am loud but I'm shy. I write because I HAVE to write. I love heavy metal and wanted to name my kid "Metallica" but my husband vetoed it.








2 comments:
Happy EarthDay.
No pictures of A dressed as the Planet Earth? How fantastic would that be?!
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